Letty: Welcome back to the exciting drama filled world of Degrassi! When we left off some awkward looking Canadian preteens were doing some things and saying some stuff and being slightly annoying. Sorry guys, I can’t EVEN focus on the past right now when we are so close to ~CRAIG~. Anyways, this episode starts with that Canadian hunk of a man Tracker quizzing Sean for his upcoming Media Immersion test. Sean keeps getting the answers wrong and he is getting mad pissed. He is so worked up he can’t even help his brother fix motorcycles properly. Between questions, Tracker mentions to Sean that their mom called, and wants to talk to Sean about moving back to disgusting Wasaga Beach. Sean it NOT having it, he flips out and starts knocking shit over. Now, I looked Wasaga Beach up on Wikipedia, and it looks like a really nice place. I don’t know what Sean is so mad about. But, this young man has quite the temper! He tells Tracker, “You are not my social worker, okay!”, but Tracker, ever the good big bro, has some decent advice for Sean, “Keep your nose clean, get good grades, and everything will be okay.” Tracker, man, what a dream boat.
More like, DREAM Tracker, amirite? What?
So, it is the day of the Media Immersion test. JT and Toby are stressing out about it when Liberty and Emma stroll up. The credits aren’t even finished and Liberty is already being annoying. She is wearing a floor length denim skirt, HELLO. Even Snake is annoyed by her. She pulls out a pocket calculator to calculate how high her grade has to be to get an A+ in Media Immersion and Snake fakes hearing Mr. Radditch calling him to avoid speaking to her. UGH FUCKING LIBERTY.
I FEEL YOUR PAIN.
Emma and Sean are at his locker when Jimmy walks by and says some smart ass remark, which really isn’t that big of deal, but Sean gets all butthurt. If y’all don’t remember, Jimmy and Sean have some bad blood between them that you can read about here. Down the hall Spinner, simple, simple Spinner is trying to impress Paige and waste time. He yells at Paige to “Check this out!”, then just starts dribbling a basketball in a circle around her. He looks like a St. Bernard puppy or like he would make an excellent Lennie in the Degrassi production of John Steinbeck’s “Of Mice and Men”. Spinner’s impressive moves make him and Paige late for class, and who does he walk right into? Mrs. Kwan! HUWHAT?
It turns out her husband has finished his chemo, so she has come back to teach. Just in time to give a test! Oscar that weird extra kid who we don’t know anything about raises his hand and says he doesn’t feel well. It turns out he has the flu, and that gives Spinner an idea! Simple Spinner, do you really think playing sick is going to get you out of a test? We cut to Emma and Sean walking up to his house. They are going to study but Sean doesn’t want to study at his house because he is embarrassed. He doesn’t even want Emma to COME in the house and makes her wait outside. My theory, Tracker leaves a lot of porn laying around. Speaking of dreamboats, Tracker pulls up and starts talking shit to Emma, because he is still mad about her editorial in the school newspaper. This episode sure has a lot of callbacks to other episodes. He is yelling at her and is all like, “You think you’re a good influence on him? CAUSE YOU ARE.” WHOA! HE TWISTED IT ALL AROUND! HE ACTED LIKE HE WAS YELLING AT HER, BUT THEN COMPLIMENTED HER INSTEAD. It turns out that Sean hasn’t gotten in trouble since he’s been hanging out with Emma. Probably because Emma is exceptionally boring and her idea of trouble is writing a controversial newspaper article. Emma wants to know more about this “trouble” because she is a nosy bitch, but Tracker tells her not to worry about it.
Sean and Emma are studying at her house. She is trying to teach him some stupid pneumonic device to help him with the test. Sean tells her that, “she is such a Liberty” which is a HUGE insult. In response Emma tosses a dish rag right into Sean’s face. He playfully tosses it back, and she throws it back in his face, it’s all quite riveting. In a playful tone Sean says, “You wanna mess with me? I’ll mess you up, I’m big trouble.” and Emma being the giant buzzkill that she is replies, “Yeah, I heard. Tracker said you got into trouble once”. FOR GOD’S SAKE EMMA, just fucking be cool for once in your life. It turns out that when Sean was living in Wasaga Beach he got into a fight with some kid and permanently deafened him one ear. Sean isn’t proud of what he did, he just can’t control his temper, but he claims to be working on it. During this entire scene Sean’s earring is distractingly prominent. Emma seems pretty cool with all this actually, only because the incident happened a year ago. OH YES, like that is so long ago.
It is the day of test. Sean is hella nervous. The entire test is online, something that Snake seems especially smug about. The students only have 45 minutes to complete the exam, after that they are SOL. Elsewhere on campus, Spinner and Paige are in class. Spinner is yammering on about how he plans to get sick on purpose and Paige says she doesn’t care about his stupid plan. For once I agree with Paige, I hate this subplot. Terri comes in sneezing, so Spinner gets all up in her business trying to catch her germs. Spinner volunteers to throw away Terri’s coffee cup then runs his finger around the brim and licks it. ~tres declasse~
I don’t know what I’m most turned off by, this disgusting act or the tribal flames on his shirt.
Meanwhile, Sean is struggling with his media immersion test. He is in the middle of naming two file extensions, when the screen flashes that time is up. Sean didn’t finish! To make matters worse, Liberty pops in like a fucking goddamn annoying popup ad, and screeches “45 minutes remember, timed!”
Sean is understandably pissed, he thinks he fails at everything he’s ever tried. Exacerbating the situation is Emma who keeps whining at him until Sean finally snaps at her and says, “Emma, don’t talk to me okay, just leave me alone.” then sulks away. RUROH, Sean’s anger is starting to get the better of him, as evident in him punching his poor defenseless locker. Jimmy, with very poor timing, walks by and starts joking around with Sean. Sean gets all butthurt AGAIN, and is all aggressive towards Jimmy. After an extremely heated exchange ::rolls eyes:: in which Jimmy calls Sean a FREAK (ice burn!) they start shoving each other around ineffectively. Coach Armstrong breaks them up, but it’s ON. Sean yells after Jimmy, “I’LL SEE YOU AFTER SCHOOL.” I hope it’s a fight to the death.
Violence against Drake is always acceptable.
It’s time for Mrs. Kwan’s test, and Spinner running back and forth down hallway, try to get his temperature up. It works! Mrs. Kwan feels his forehead and sends him to the nurse. Over in Media Immersion class everyone is gossiping about Sean and Jimmy’s fight after school. Why are they in Media Immersion class AGAIN? Do they only have one class? Sean strolls in late, and Snake gives him lunch time detention. Is that even allowed? Does Sean not get to eat? DOESN’T SNAKE CARE ABOUT SEAN’S BLOOD SUGAR?! Over in the nurse’s office the nurse takes Spinner’s temperature. The nurse is a man, which I think is very progressive. It turns out that Spinner has a normal temperature. Spinner claims that the thermometer is faulty, and the nurse says he has a tried and true method, and pulls out a giant thermometer and covers it in Vasoline. Spinner exclaims, “I don’t want that gunk in mouth”, and in the creepiest line in Degrassi history the nurse says, “It’s not going in your mouth”. Spinner runs out and the nurse starts laughing, then presumably starts jacking off. Back in class Mrs. Kwan tells Spinner to stop pulling all this dumb shit, and to channel the energy he expended making up schemes into school work. Mrs. Kwan is one sage bitch.
Well, Spinner passed the test. YAY, who cares? IT’S TIME FOR THE FIGHT! Sean goes to fetch Jimmy to give him a world class ass whooping. Jimmy protests, saying “We don’t have to do this, it’s stupid”, and Sean retorts “No wonder Armstrong cut you from the team.” DANG THEMS FIGHTING WORDS.Everyone in the entire school is mad pumped up for the fight as they follow Jimmy and Sean into some alley. Emma is there being annoying and whining at Sean to stop. Jimmy and Sean go right at it. They start pushing each other, as most lame middle school fights begin. Sean actually connects a couple of punches. Everyone is chanting “FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!” like they are at a hockey game or something. The boys are wrassling, when stupid Emma grabs at Sean. In the heat of the moment he yells,”Emma get out of here!” (my sentiment exactly) and pushes her to the ground. She is mad upset and runs away with tears in her eyes. Sean calls after her, doing the worst James Dean impression ever. Man, at this point I accidentally rewinded too far and had to watch the whole stupid fight over again. UGH.
It’s the next day, Jimmy is walking with his friends going over the fight, “Then the coward walks away after picking a fight and throwing his girlfriend to the ground.” Ashley is still pissed and gives him the cold shoulder. Spinner is in high spirits from passing all his tests, and that it’s the weekend, but UH OH he starts sneezing. Looks like his plan to contract the flu actually worked. SPINNER SHENANIGANS. Sean also passed his test with a B-. He tries to tell Emma his good news but she just walks by and ignores him. He pleads for her to stop, and we are treated with a very brief Manny appearance! He apologizes, saying “I should have listened to you, and I’m sorry.” Emma stone faces him and says “Yeah, so am I.” DAMMMMMMMN, that’s cold Em. END EPISODE.
DRAMA. God, what an uneventful episode. This was really a chore guys, that’s why it took me like two months to write this. But it all leads up to the EXCITING SEASON FINALE, and then IT’S ~CRAIG MANNING~ TIME.